Date : Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Time : 6:53 PM
Title : kcuf.

idiot.
CAN YOU STOP SPAMMING MY TAGBOX,
BASTURD-S?
fuck luhh.
never spam before isit.
&& I DN'T LIKE LAU JIAYI.
&& laujiayi,
if you see this,
dn't cry.
cas' i'm just stating a fact,
which is true.
okaayy.
continue.
today was okay.
yesterday had chinese.
okayokay.
i may juat fail tha bloody piece of shit.
plus english.
2 bloody ieces of shit.
&& PTPQ, i knw you love shits(x
okayy.
continue.
then today,
stayed back for science.
see, science again rght?
WTF ..
but nothing luhh.
was talking throughout with charmaine, peggy, charlotte&louisa.
WAS FUN!
kakaka.
&& that bloody cut on my palm isn't getting any better.
IDIOT!
then that daryl very kaninachaojibai one lohh.
whatever luhh.

Date : Friday, April 25, 2008
Time : 5:06 PM
Title :

wooooooots!
surprisingly can use computer today XD
hmmm.
nothing really happened today.
had english paper 1 & 2.
was rather okay.
yunqi got scolded druing recess.
that bloody bitch, witch, old hag, ugly idiot, stupid ass hole or whatsoever you wanna call her.
she's just so idiotic.
yunqi's hair's natural brown.
no offence lohh.
then that bitch pulled off her rubber band.
asked her why she dyed & blahblahblah.
WTF..
then after that,
yunqi like wan cry like this.
so me louisa&peggy tried comforting her down luhh.
so,
nothing happened.
but there's thing thats special today.
i came in face to face with samuel during recess.
so disgusting.
hahas.
no offence, if you see this.
thats what peggy&louisa say.
hahas.
in fact,
i also did.(x
blahhhhs.
whatever.
didnt knw how he got my friendster.
WTF..
but whatever.
still whatever.
anw,
stomach muscle cramp's better.
YUPPS!
kekeke.
monday,
school's pernormal.
so annoying.
stupid idiot!
but whatever.
kaayys.
i shall stop here.








STATUE : WTF. ITS SO IRRITATING.

Date : Thursday, April 24, 2008
Time : 5:40 PM
Title :

shits.
my stomach muscle cramp pain-er & pain-er.
lols.
lucky not only me XD
huixin also.
heh.(x
then stupid luhh.
during geog bloody ass hole,
that idiot israq luhh.
kanasai.
go throw my eraser at me,
then it missed me,
went out of the classroom,
then down into the fish pond.
stupid hell luhh.
aiming so bad still wanna aim aim aim.
NEVER AIM BEFORE IS IT.
then during recess he bought a new one for me.
i said no need,
then he evil enough to ask LJY to pay for it.
WTF ..
but who cares luhh.
in the end i also didnt get to have the eraser,
cas' i didnt want it XD
then home econs ..
kayys.
nothing special.
then after that.
had bloody science.
idiot luhh.
actually not peggy's fault XD
but who cares.
i got scolding too.
I'M NOT ALONE!
WOOOOOOOTS!
but what the hell.
stood for 1 period.
idiot.
hahas.
that mdm quek also very chee bye one lohh.
"kind enough" to let us stand at the side.
freakkkkkkkkkks.
MJR is full of FREAKS!
then peggy&i gave her some attitude-s .
haha.(x
so after all, i hate science!
but later mr ibrahim came luhh.
then that idiot bitch asked us to sit down.
but my leg wasn't numb at all.
YUPPPPS!(x
heh.(x
sigh**
luckily i wasnt alone.
THANKYOU PEGGY!
`for letting me stand beside you during science for that stupid shit.(x
heh.(x
what to do leyy.
then math came..
stupid hell.
see that long long face again -.-
& ONE MORE THING.
that 2 bitches went to toilet again.
THEY THREW WET TISSUE PAPER AROUND THE TOILET,
but louisa&peggy took photos of it.
hahs.(x
hopefully they show it to yeaochan & let yeochan scold them.
hah.(x
i'm so evil!
yes(:
then after math went home luhh.
uintil now.
hahas.
so yeaahh,
i shall go&study for tomorow's english.
see ya(:















ps: i wont be posting for long!(x so dont miss me too much.

Date : Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Time : 6:30 PM
Title : tuhduh!

okay.
I SWEAR.
edwin tan jia hao,
i wont post any of your pics alrdy,
& i wont remove that gay-ish picture!
hahas.
thats your business.
so dont irritate me.
so yeahh.
was normal today.
after recess had to change seat arrangement,
but only me no need to change.
heh.(x
walao aye.
then before mother tongue started,
that 2 bitches went to the toilet.
what were they doing?
they were throwing wet tissure paper-s up&down.
SO CHILDISH.
but i dont care.
they're just being too mean to those old cleaners.
IDIOTS!
what will happen if yeochan knws it?
then good luhh.
"belly-gd!"
lols.
i'm so mean.
no math today.
WHOOOOOOTS!
`cas math sucked like stupid shits.)x
but who cares.
i'll definete flunk that bloody paper in midyear.
heh.(x
sitting behind HER is just too horrible.
but beside louisa,
it makes my day!(:
whhhoooootts!
but the one&only sad thing,
is that MRS TEO PEI QI isn't sitting behind me anymore!)x
hmph!)x
but nvermnd luhh.
hahas.
hell!
later got tuition.
& i'm not finished with those bloody homework-s.
haha(x
who cares.
hopefully,
teacher won't scold me.
HEHE!(x
but what the idiot luhh.
went to school this morning with stomach muscle aching.
pain leyy.
yesterday's situps fault luhh.
KANASAI!
& it isnt getting any better!)x
`whathehell.
& yesterday for the prctise i only made up to 23 situps.
WTF..
then mr koh didnt say anything.
BUT YUNQI&WANSZE CHEATED!
i dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun wan!
they cheated,
you know.
wtf luhh.
so shitttty.
wansze actually did 27,
but she told mr koh she did 37.
yunqi did 15,
she told mr koh she did 25.
THEN ME, PEGGY, LOUISA&CHARLOTTE WAS LIKE,
GO&DIE LUHH,
STUPID KUKUBIRDS.
stupid one lohh.
what happen yahh ..
my muscle cramp until so pain?
stupid lluhh.
laugh also cannot laugh too hard.
later pain.
STUPID SITUPS LUHH.
go&die.
`blahhhhhh.
& f.y.i.,
i am not clara lau or whatever shit you wanna call me.
i am CLARA TAN JING FEI!
the pure&official clara tan jing fei alright.
i dont care.
stop calling me nonsense.
ESPECIALLY YOU PEGGY&YINGDA&ROBBIRD&FRANCIS.
& charmaine you also(x
STUPID ASSHOLE-S!
hahas.
i'm stating a fact.
so dont blame me alrght.
heh.(x
jkjk.(x

Date : Monday, April 21, 2008
Time : 5:50 PM
Title : bye aliens!

Date :
Time : 5:13 PM
Title : lols.

`blahh.

went to friendster&see louisa's pic.

SHE PRO SIA.

goo see her pictures.

so-not-scared her parents will see.

hahas.

then made blog stuff&everything.

went home after that,

ate outside.

then went home.

WITH ICE CREAM!

hahas.

& that makes my soso day(:

Date : Saturday, April 19, 2008
Time : 11:16 PM
Title : hellows!

hello bloggg(:
hahas.
freak luhh.
just now my bloody dog luhh.
i wanna carry him,
come bite my thumb.
then bleed like shit.
stupid dog!
I WONT SLEEP WITH YOU FOR TODAY!
oh-so-pain.
crazy doggggg.
dont know what the idiot is wrong with him today.
sot alrdy.
DARLING I DID NOTHING OKAY!
who cares.
tomorw going for tuition.
oh-so-sian.
its the sianest thing in my life i've ever done.
is he still angry?
i dont knoww.
dont know, dont care.
cas' we've just became friends after that 6months&1day.
a lil' pity after all.
but forget it.
well, studies come first.
so,yeaah.
baby cousin's having hand foot&mouth disease.
wtf luhh.
then now she can't come my house.
stupid stupid freako!
then my sister also go buy one nike bottle,
but different design.
asked her to buy addidas one,
she say so ugly,
me no taste.
i think her tongue then got problem.
`blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs.
just created a blog for her.
she's kind of newbie to it.
doesnt know anyhting bout this,
so i taught her lohh.
& she claims herself as the little princess -.-
not my business.
& I SAW THAT PAIR OF SHOES! I LOVE THEM(:
they're just too pretty.
buy them another day luhh.
haiyya.
dont care lohh.
no mood to post pictures.
with that bloody bitten thumb.
i hate you fluffy!
haiyya.
sigh*
go orh orh alrdy luhh.
shall post again tomorow.

Date :
Time : 2:45 PM
Title : ITS ME AGAIN!

btw, this is posted on saturday April 08(:
lols.
very very sian.
super duper sian.
even sianer than yesterday.
well,
at least went shopping ytday,
to novena.
today,
went back to school for science.
i was late, wasnt i?
i dont know.
or probably punctual.
GOOD GIRL HUH!
lols.
louisa's pretty-oh-pretty today.
super duper pretty.
peggy alsoo mah.
ehh peggy dont get jealous if you see this XD
hawhaws.
bunbun hair.
that frncs sot one.
"peggy later yiheng eat your bun"
listening to like,
hanna montana's song right now.
just cant stop listening to her songs.
too nice alrdy.
hahas.
just now went to shaw,
bought nike bottle.
so yea.
okay luhh,
at 17bucks.
so-so.
sian now.
super duper sian.
nothing to do,
besides doing stupid summary&listening to hanna's song.
kind of `mixed feelings now.
i dont know why.
probably because of that break stuff?
i dont know.
i dont dont dont dont know.
real confuse right now.
what to do.
hmmmm.
nevermind.
i lazy tuhh post pics.
`blahh.
okays.
i'll go update facebook instead.
lols.
see yahh,
yea.




STATUE : CONFUSE-OH-CONFUSE.

Date : Friday, April 18, 2008
Time : 11:32 AM
Title : helloooo humans.

well,
today was okay.
school ended at like,
9.30am.
then only had english&literature.
it was oh-so-boring.
maybe cas' peggy wasnt arnd XD
had literature test.
english was pernormal.
everything's okay.
accept for one.
`blahhhhs.
later MJR celebrating aniversary.
but i'm not going.
cas' its like,
bored?
`blahblah.
then monday will end school at like,
11.30am.
cas' of the bloody freaking science after school,
it will end at
12.50pm.
but science was okay.
thanks to Mr Ibrahim.
or else sure die one.
cas' of Mdm Quek -.-
AHYA!
i cannot see peggy dance
&
louisa sing.
P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C!
wtf luhh.
nevermind lohh.
anw,
homework's english journal&summary.
thats all.
cooh huh?
heh.(x
but who cares.
tomorow,
need tuhh go back school for science.
everything also science.
xian ji buahh sia.
i shall end my life history for today here.
hahas.
i might post some pictures later.
only if i'm free.
alrghts?
kayys.
see you(:

Labels: hello humans.

Date : Thursday, April 17, 2008
Time : 6:40 PM
Title : just posting.

freaako.
peggy luhh.
francis luhh.
louisa luhh.
VERY FUNNY HOR.
lol.
indeed.
i was laughing.
but it was THEN.
i cannot tahan alrdy.
I DONT LIKE LAU JIAYI.
you got me?
i said i dont like him.
eh you.
yeah you.
I DONT LIKE HIM!
almost explde.
& i've got a new.
- - - - - - loves - - - - -
hawhaws.
cool, uhhs?
hmmmms.
anyways,
had home econs today.
cooked pizza.
nce.
then ..
nothing happened.
as usual.
francis&peggy ..
`blahblah.
spreading, spreading.
& i HATE IT.
plus,
many people know alrdy.
blahhhhhhhs.
i'll post some pictures.
byes.

Date : Monday, April 14, 2008
Time : 3:23 PM
Title : eeew.

today, today.
damn freaky.
first,
was francis&peggy.
then later,
that stupid 1B guy,
i think called yiheng one,
just shouted from his class,
"come here, come here zhabor"
then i was like,
who the idiot is he calling.
actually was me.
then he talk cock luhh.
only francis&peggy know,
so, shhh(:
cas they were there with me.
then later,
reached bio lab.
everything normal luhh.
just that francis has got his very own blooddy big mouth,
& that peggy ahh ..
ummms.
no comment.
louisa didnt come to school.
had slight fever or something.
shuwen&charlotte had flu -.-
then charlotte like super sick lohh.
sore throat, flu, cough ..
`blah blah blah.
school dismissed,
that 1B guy came looking for me again.
really scary.
he asked me whether if me have stead,
i kept quiet walk away.
if not then you wan me talk crap?
NOHH.
`blahhblahh.
& i just realise something.
francis very kukubird one.
if he continue to spread that,
me die one day -.-
edwin know,
he'll tell his mum,
then his mum will tell my mum,
then i'll surely die one day
(:
& wait.
listen ah.
edwin's my cousin.
not my brother,
not my boyfriend,
not my whoever.
just purely my cousin.
got it?
then good.
`blahh.
tomorow got er hu tuition.
i only got 1 thing to say.
DIE .
cas i never practise(:
then that minmin luhh.
say the tuition too expensive.
now me going to be alone.
sure feel awkward.
BLEH!
shall go & practise now.
tata ;DD

Date : Sunday, April 13, 2008
Time : 6:00 PM
Title : nothing(x

GIRLS
Miss Tall………………..…………………………….…….…..Charlotte
Miss Sweet.….……...…………………………………………Clara
Miss Mama……………………..………………………………..Dani
Miss Nice…………………………….…………………….…...Erlyn
Miss Nice hair……………………………………….…….….Wansze
Miss Chio bu………………………….….…………………...Yunqi
Miss “cute”…………………………………….……………...June
Miss Kind…………………………………….………………....YingDa
Miss Sexy….………………………………………………..…..Louisa
Miss Pingpong………........………………………….....PingPing
Miss Quiet……………………………..……………..…….…Yiwen
Miss Pretty………………………….…………….….…….. Peggy
Miss Smart………………………..……………………….….Charmaine
Miss Toilet manager………..…..……………….......Shuwen
Miss Monitress………………………………………….…...HuiXin
Miss “China Princess”…………….……………………....ZhuLi GeGe



BOYS
Mr high socks………………………………………………Chin Jia Jiunn
Mr Black……………………………………………….….…Chow Wen Feng
Mr Funny……………………………………………….…...Daryl Low
Mr Joker………………………………………………….….Francis Leonardo Then
Mr Bossy……………………………………………………..Israq
Mr Robert…………………………………………………...Javier Teo
Mr Lame……………………………………………………..Kum Xuan Hao
Mr Gentle…………………………………………….….....Lau Jia Yi
Mr White…………………………………………………….Lee Tuan Giap
Mr Ahmeng………………………………………………...Lim Yi Heng
Mr Cheerful………………………………………………...Firdani
Mr Horny…………………………………………………...Hisyam
Mr Chocolate………………………………………………Aziz
Mr Monitor………………………………………………...Aloysius Sim
Mr Cute……………………………………………………..Shearer Tan
Mr Act…………………………………………………….....Tang Zhi Yang
Mr Sot………………………………………………………..Lionel Teo
Mr Donald-duck…………………………………………..Willis Teo
Mr Chipmunk………………………………………………Alvin Ding
cute huh?
hawhaws.
peggy&i,
on thursday,
did this.
lols.
cas' math was oh too boring.
then decided to do this on toilet manager's paper.
heh.(x
in fact,
doing nothing right now.
just blogging.
& my mood is like,
"scared-oh-scared"
i'm wondering what will francis do tomorow ..
dying out soon.
&& i'm feeling terrible.
all `cas of francis.
bloody SHITS.
forget it.
i'll go have my dinner now.
shall post again tomorow.
byes(:

Date : Saturday, April 12, 2008
Time : 8:47 PM
Title : bored.

hmmm. yesterday louisa peggy&i went to the toilet took pictures.

Date : Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Time : 3:13 PM
Title : something's wrong.

yupps. somethings' not right. peggy didn't like talk to me. i guess i made her angry? but when? where? how? thats the problem. [girl if i really made you angy, i'm sorry.] i was sticking with louisa the whole day today. not only was i angry, she was even angrier. no idea how the both of us got angry. real pathetic. & its not funny SO DONT LAUGH. siao liao luhhs. then that bloddy bitch lohh. trying to steal friends aye? thought she so smart. go eat shit luhh. bloody PIG. i really feel like slapping her monkey face man. see her small luhh.
pathetic, pathetic. then tomorow you think peggy's gonna talk to me like before? who know. cas' i'm not the god. `bwabwabwa. no mood to type alrdy.

Date : Monday, April 7, 2008
Time : 4:38 PM
Title : LOLS. too bored. thats why(:

knsai luhhs. muahh maid went back kampong lohh T.T then new maid came. she's here for about 9 days, i guess. old maid taught new maid, but new maid like dunno anything. LOL. hmmm. nothing to do. haiyya. then just now in school same same luhh. mrs yeo-chan need to go for this thingy thingy, then a `lao ah pek came in to relieve her. then bloody funny lohh. it goes something like this:
francis "lao shi! ni hen shuai leyy!"
teacher " *[giggled. feeling shy.] mei you luhh. we hen lao liao lohh."
francis "ni bi wo nian qing lohh. we hen jealous leyy"
teacher " [giggled again. covered his face&tried to look away]"
tthen bloody funny lohh. the peggy also verry funny lohh. tam poh siao one. ahh. laugh till tummyache luhh. then JUNE the `goodGIRL read newspaper, trying to be good luhhs. not muahh business. teehees(X kaayys. guttagoow. buhbyes(X

Date : Sunday, April 6, 2008
Time : 8:50 PM
Title :

blahh. yesterday luhhs. stupid idiot. go press the stupid back. kana lohh. hmmm. lets start
over again. FROM YESTERDAY MORNING -.- kaayys. muahh dad fetched me to Pasir park for the 2.4 run. damn lohh. haiyya. was kinda lost when i got down of car then called peggy lohh. at first, she didn't pick it up -.- then later she called back. she was with sofia. then it goes something like this:
Clara "where you?"
Peggy "here."
Clara "here where?"
Peggy "here luhh. just come here."
Clara "you very kuku leyy. where here?"
Peggy "blahh! you walk walk walk until you see MJRs."
Clara "okaayy lohh."
then i tried to walk all the way. super tired sehh. then later mrs yeo was so caalled in the middle "point" there luhh, but what i saw was most sec 2 & 3s -.- then dun care lohh. after that saw dani & erlyn. then it was like this:
Clara "hey dani!"
Dani "oh hello."
Erlyn "aye? clara? hello!"
Clara "hi. oh yeaah, where's peggy?"
Erlyn&dani "dunno leyys. saw them just now but now gone .."
clara "-.- help me find leyy. later lost how leyy."
Erlyn&dani "ahh i think i saw huixin. neh. neh. you see? with yeochan."
Clara "oh okayy." [i didnt know where they were though.]
then i walk walk walk. dani was behind then erlyn talking to fatin. i saw yeochan then. got number tag. waited for peggy. then asked huixin where peggy was. then you see ah:
Clara "ehh where's peggy?"
Huixin "neh!"
Clara "neh where?"
Huixin "infront of your very own eyes! ahyoo."
*then she giggled. lols. i was a lil' cock eye. peggy was right infront of me when i couldnt even she her -.- she was with sofia louisa charlotte & shuwen. walked to them then started talking luhhs. usual routine XD. hahawws. then later louisa started talking to me about PL. she was a lil sad, so i tried comforting down by giving her my own "opinions". after that we looked for peg & sofia. but in fact, they were beside us XP then suddenly peggy ask this bloddy funny think:
peggy "the school very stupid leyy. let the pinciple stand under the sun, porh-ing the bloody shit"
claralouisasofiacharlotte "HA HA. *porh-ing the thing? LOL" [then we laugh like bloody shits.]
race begin at about like 10.15am. then peggy me & louisa stood beside each others. peg & louisa ran so fast that i couldnt like see them & chase them away?. then me ahh .. behind like tortoise luhh. `manman lai. mai kan cheong. thn ltr i caught up with them. louisa continued to run, but peggy started to walk. then i pulled her hand asked her to run. she did run, but stopped again. blah. then decided not to care. then later i saw louisa at the front, but me run too slow alrdy luhh, some more like got `stitches lohh. then jog slowly luhh. suddenly she dissapeared. sofia & charlotte ah.. infront infront lohh. me tried to run fast but `stitches. then later the ncc guy like shouted TOP 30GOGO! then when i heard that, i was like WHAT! TOP 30? then i ran faster & faster. but then slowed down then that idiot yingda came in a place before i do -.- damn it. then nearing the finishing line alrdy hor, the francis damn funny loh. he siao one. go count all the girls `plcing -.- then he said YEAH CLARA RUN FASTER. YOU NUMBER 32. JYJY. i ignored him then ran even faster. then aloy was there. CLARA JYJY. i smiled & continued. LOL. then later finish alrdy, the first girl i saw was louisa. she was like YEA CLARA. DONT SIT DOWN AFTER RUNNING. but i didnt listen XP sorry girl! then i just like, snatched her bottle on her hand away without like asking her [i guess so, if not wrong] then drank quite a lot of water. then head spinning like dead shits lohh. spin spin & spin -.- blahh. then francis asked me whether if me,peggy,sofia&louisa wanted to follow him to fish pond kiakia, but peggy's mum comnig to fetch her & sofia home. then i was like nevermind lohh. see you guys on monday. sad luhh. never come T.T then later we went to whitesands instead -.- all the girls complained. MiMi & sha -d-- [hey girl! sorry. i forgot your name.XP] she's aye prefect. nice lady. hawhaw. mimi's nice too XP hahas. then later we went to Macdnds had our so called `lunch. a light one. just like ice cream & fries? lols. then luisa & i decided to walk walk luhh. stay in mac also do nothing. then later SPML came. asked louisa whether if she wanted to join HIM for sakae sushi. that moment, yunqi&wansze was there too. they asked me & louisa to accompany them look for `ear-piercing shop. they wanted to pierce their ears -.- LOL. then later nothing happened lohh. when i was about to leave, i said like, bye to the people. me louisa yunqi & wansze found a `ear-piercing shop at the "outer part" of the mall [actually, its yunqi&wansze who found that XP lols.] then wansze had her ears pierced frst. then later it goes something like that:
Clara "you wanna pierce where?"
Wansze "both ears second hole"
then i was like okay lohh. i gave her muahh hands, then she grabbed like bloody shitts. so tight -.- lols. then when the `uncle go make the marking on wansze's ears. then she thought piercing -.- then i say not yet. she was like squinting her eyes. & THAT PRETTY-ENOUGH LOUISA[lols!] was trying to tie her hair infront of the morror. LOL. the guy pierced wansze's ears ler, then its yunqi's ttime. yunqi actually wanted to pierce her tongue, `up-est part of the ears and the `bone-y bone-y thing near the ears. the one near the face that one. i asked her not to pierce her tongue cas' very unhygene. i didnt get to see yunqi pierce cas' i gotta go. my father's at lavenda waiting -.- then took mrt lohh. saw erlyndani&fatin in mrt train. sat right beside them. chatted this&that. then later they 3 got down, & me last one -.- 10 STOPS LEYY! crazy lohh. then sit for like 30 mins -.- then later reached lavender, entered dad's car. went to have lunch with `mum dad&bro. sis didnt came. at home doing homework. ate
bakutteh. then went to vivo together. kiakia. then bought a comb only -.- `BLAHBLAHBLAH. nevermind lohh. then went hoem after dinner there. [iguess so. kind of forgotten XP senile alrdy.] then .. thats muahh day luuh! hawhaws(: rememeber huh, thats yesterday's HISTORY. LOL. anyway, today went for tuition in morning after having breakfast in whampoa. met goh kah ming.lols. then after tuition went to turf city had luch. ate dimsum -.- sian lohh. then my mum go shop in the so called `giant there. dad later then go into the `giant cas' he went to shift the car. heavy rain then later my mum buy things sibeh ma fun. then .. after that came home. i made the `rock cake XP my dad&mum say nice leyys. LOL. but very very hard. really like ROCK -.- for dinner, went to eat at this japenese restarant. still okay luhhs. shall post some pictures tomorow XP cas' now alrdy sibeh late. needa sleep lohh. hmmmm. so see ya tomorow(:

Date : Saturday, April 5, 2008
Time : 10:11 PM
Title : hmmms.

shit luhhs. me just now write so much -.- then go press back cas' i go clikc the bloddy stupid curesed BACK ARROW. darn -.-. freak luuhh. tomorow then me continue post, kayys? the shall write about what happened today XP see ya{: