Date : Thursday, May 29, 2008
Time : 2:05 PM
Title :

DAMN IT!

dentist, mother, father, sister, grandfather, grandmother, humans, my dog, ants, lizards, cockroaches, rats, livingthings, shits or whatsoever.
I NEED BRACES. thats what they said =.= hell yeaah?
i was chatting with tisha, then she was like "go put braces with me". then i was like HELL. DREAM ON, MAN! i dn't want braces.
they make my pretty smile ; ugly, shitty, gross, disgusting, pathetic, ridiculous, scary & whatever shits you wanna say.
so please, NO BRACES FOR CLARA TAN JING FEI FROM NOW ON!
looks of dentists ; sick, awful, nausious [or however you spell that word ==], dirty & blahblahblah.

NO DENTISTS FOR ME FROM NOW ON. I DN'T CARE WHATEVER CRAP THEY SAY (:

goodness gracious. look at thesessssss!
BRACES WILL ;
- be painful
- damage your teeths
- be a waste of $$$
- make you look shitty
- kill you
- make people attempt sucides
& MORE.

tsktsk. but it will only straighten my teeth. & thats what i like about braces. FULLSTOP! == all i want is, perfect teeths ;D thats all. nothing else. alrght? so there'll be an appoinment for me next friday == hell damn yeaah! later those bloody orthodontic dentists pluck my teeths, how? later painful, how? later cry, how? later embarrassing, how? later anyhow put orthodontic, how? tsktsk.

but my dad says it'll make my teeth look perfec-t. but, painnnnnnnn! =.= nevermind. bear with the pain ==




tisha ; THANKYOU DEAR! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! (:

Date : Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Time : 7:11 PM
Title : ILOVEYOUMAN!

hello(: haha. went to kallang & ice-skted with sofia&peggy. it was oh-damn-funny. i fell 2 times & sofia fell once . then that peggy ddn't even fall =.= wtf laahh. but who cares. &&, we played like siaozharbors. haha(: first, peggy's mum fetched we 3 to downtowneast hub, cas' we thought therre got iceskating, but in the end, dn't even have == thanks to me laahh! asshole. LOL == then in the end, went to kallang for it. cool leyy. though its like, $17.50 per entry? lol. plus, i wore that bldy skatng shoes, pain until cannot tahan. then my ankle plain like shit laahh. somemore the skin come out lohh == then we skated till arnd 4pm. ate KFC & then shopped arnd.

then, when we shopped fnsh alrdy, i called my dad & asked him whether if he could fetch peggy&sofia to mrt when fetching me home, he said can. then we shopped for a while till my dad came laahh. hmmmmm.

just now webcaming with tisha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love her! i miss her! TISHA! plus, she gve me all her details of her dentist so i could blahblahblah lahh(:

okay. here are some pictures when we went skating ;D

Date : Monday, May 26, 2008
Time : 3:36 PM
Title : momo{:

HELLO(:
haha. was on the phone with louisa, but peggy now;D
pluss, i slipped something stupid off my mouth. haha(: DN'T BE JEALOUS MAN! i love JARED ARNOLD MAN!
handsome, rght? (: like i care lohh. plus, DN;T BE JEALOPUS MAN! hahahhahahaaaha. go ahead if you want to. not my business.
`blahhhhhhhh. ADIDAS JACKET! pretty, dn't forget, kaayy? (: haha. I LOVE IT MAN. bleh. its so damn boring rght now.
just now got bloody erhu thing. i never learn. && NEVER GOT SCOLDING XD haha. yeah man! minmin also(:


okayy. go makan dinner alrdy. BYEBYE.

Date : Saturday, May 24, 2008
Time : 11:19 PM
Title : MOMO! (:

hello aliens! i'm called MoMo Tan, okay. hah.(x went to expo just now. saw KIMBERLY BOONG. lol. she was with her family too, i guess. so, i've got nothing to do now, except for the ols homework. this is hell man. gross. homeworks are always gross. hah.(:

Date : Friday, May 23, 2008
Time : 6:41 PM
Title :

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i miss my computer like, shits (x went to camp, was really fun. no mosquito bites. YAY! free from those idiots. haha.


DAY 1
reached school. a bit paiseh. cas' carrying 2 stupid bags. made me feel so stupid. cas its really stupid. & that stupidness made everyone look at me =.= haha. then after that, had assembly&stuffs. then got into groups. *eeyer. peggy&i were like ;

peggy ; i want to be with you.
clara ; i also what. please leyy. let me be with you )=
peggy ; stupid people la. i scared cannot together )=
clara ; ahya. bohbian. not together means not together lohh.
p & c; clara&peggyclara&peggyclara&peggy (................)

in the end, we were in different groups =.= so only that stupid sw same as me. hisyam also. idiotic =.= blah. i dnt care. then reached dairy farm. ate lunch & blahblahblah. then we went around & blahblahblah. then at night, showered & blahblah blah. managed to shower the first few. but in the other toilet(: hhaha. then we were making noises at night when we were sleeping. especially you ONGSWEENEO. eeyoreeyor XD haha. still remember? haha. then suddenly just fell asleep. haha.


DAY 2
i was like, suppose to wake all girls up? WTF .. then i did. i used that bloody noisy shit to try waking peeps up. IT WORKED(: haha. then got ready & stuff. went for breakfast. at nasi lemak. its the best-est food among all shits. then we played this & that. oh yea. i remember something. when i was playing the flying fox, something haappeenned. haha. only some peeps knw(: haha. so damn funneh! laugh laaaa. laugh laaaa. laugh until you choke then very good. then playplayplay. WALAO AYE. the one that we had to climb over the walls as a group, wakao aye. i cannot stand man. haha. super duper extremely funny sehh. right? haha(: dun wanna say later also a bit paiseh. at least i did went up. hmmmms. then play the other one. then play till dinner time, & then campfire.

i think i did the wrong thing during the performance. what the bloody hell was i doing (???!!!)what the hell. but dnt care laaaa. heh.(x went to shower & stuff. oh yea, melouisapeggy&sofia showered like, together? i mean, not really together, but in a big cubicle with 4 showering thingy laaaa. so each of us took 1. and there were ants, worms, shits, whatsoever. then after that went to sleep. while sleeping, mesofia&charmaine were playing torchlight -.= then got caught. like disco maa. stupid idiot! moomoo lohh. but heng la, nothing really happened. then after that we slept.


DAY 3
LAST DAY! weeehh(: haha. i woke up the last, i guess. haha(: no offence, okayys. so faster pack all those shits up & perfect. assembled at FAA, ate breakfast and had area cleaning. girls clean dorm, boys wash toilet.(x haha. not funny at all. the dorm was oh-so-clean. hmmmms. then okayy alrdy, assembled for final debrief & stuffs, then HOMESWEETHOME! but still wanna camp. so fun(x haha.


soso, lets stop here. lazy to type alrdy. haha(: byebye.

Date : Sunday, May 18, 2008
Time : 10:15 PM
Title : happy birthday, talldark&handsomesofia!(:

PICTURES FIRST!(x

it was OHSOFUN!!!!!!!!! i jst coundn't stand luhh. so fun(: went to escape & played like crazyy =.= took almost every rides. lol. especially haunted house. peg&i took like, more than 10 times? lol. we were crazzy thn. haha. then yuning&sofia so scared ;D but it was fun though (: we met charlotte&her gang too. haha. ohyea, wet&wild & revolution is upgrading, so we couldn't ride on it =.= sadsad-s. hmmmms. then we celebrated sofia's bday in burgerking. haha.

sofia! must thank me peg&yuning, kaayys(: lol =.=

the cake was big&stuff. haha(: something made me so damn fedup during that moment. so i shant say. if not, big trouble. hmmmms. oh yeaa. before we left, we took the viking. I ALMOST PUKED. WTF .. then i drank coke, but head continued to pain. pain-er, pain-er & pain-er. so just try to tahan till eunos mrt, then my dad fetch me. heng laaaa. all of us wanted to puke. haha(:

so today was fun!

& happy birthday sofia!(:

Date :
Time : 1:10 AM
Title : 180508.

hello!
went to novena for brunch with lilian-jie & my aunt. ate sushi.(x YEAHH SUSHI! hmmmms. after that, went to bishan kaikai. bought mouse wrist, or whatsoever you call that. then, went to AMK hub. bought so many shits.(x haha. then, went to NTUC bought towel.


for dinner, ate like, porkchop? lol =.= it was near my uncle house though. then i just thought-ed that ineed another track pants. messaged elysia asked her, she said need to ask her mom. hell luhh =.= but nevermind, i alrdy got 2.(x hmmmmmms. i'm so dmn tired.


ohyes. i went to watch iron man at like, 10pm? =.= my aunt luhh. last minute ask. then ent to shaw balestier to watch. very nice leyyyyy. &&, only 1 word can describe it ; FABULOUS. though it looks scary, its very vry very interesting. go watch it, kaayy? lol =.=


kaayy. i think i'd better sleep now. cas' its alrdy like, 1.30 am? lol. was conferencing with pepper&pasta luhh. so fun XD it was like, while my brother & sister were quarrelling over a piece of bloodyshit? haha. then pasta just msged me said that her mum might be fetching us to escape tomorow. haha!

Date : Friday, May 16, 2008
Time : 10:51 PM
Title : hheellooo ppeeeeeppppssssss.

well, i'm just bored.(:
went to parkway this afternoon with YUNING, PEGGY&SOFIA. weeeeehh! i bought my FBTs alrdy. plus, OP slipper. heh.(:. so, i'm going out with 4 ahems on this ******.(:. secret, so must diam. heh.(x. very bored now. plus, i'm on the phone with pepper&pasta. heh(x. we're just crap-ing around. owhh, yeahh. i spent almost like, $60 plus-pluss just for my FBTs?WTF .. so i left, like $2 pluss-plus? =.=. so, on *ahem's bday, gotta bring more $$$$$$$$.


its so hell. there're like, so many holiday homeworks? aren't holidays meant for us to not do homeworks? if not, then why is it called holidays? BRAINLESS, PEA, DODO, NO BRAIN TEACHERS.whatever luhh. i dn't wanna care.


OHYES! edwinnnnnnnn! i love youuuuuu! jk-ing laaaa(: you knw what? he's going to bring the same thing as i do! yes! weeeeeeeee(: haha.(: &&, i'm going out with lovely lilian-jie out tomorrow for lunch with my sister! yepps! yay(: haha. so i'm going to sleep now.(: bye peeeps.

pasta! dn't forget to meet at orchard road at 11.45 pm, alrght? heh.(x
plus, i'm excited for monday!




oh yeahh, see this ;
the pretty 6 sauces;

pepper ; sofia
sugar ; clara
salt ; peggy
ketchup ; louisa
chilly ; yu ning
tartar ; claudia

tag reply-s ;
esther ; lol. i dn't knw. i guess wenfng is fixing that upp or stuff.
liping ; whatever laaaahh.(:

Date : Thursday, May 15, 2008
Time : 5:25 PM
Title :

hello there, aliens! i was chatting on the phone with pasta, only just. but we hung down alrdy. heh.(x so, yeaahh. yesterday pepper didnt come to school. i uess she was sick, but she seemed pretty okay today(:


OHYES! i flunked 1 paper, which was oh-so-stupid. plus, i shldn't be failing that bloody piece of shit. so yeaahh. too bad luhh. & you knw what? its a super MIRACLE that i passed science. heh.(x so is pasta. YEAHH!
pasta ; hi-five, babe? (x
then thhe rest was okayy. it isnt like, i flunked till, like shit? nono(: haha. so, i'm going out with ***** on saturday to get whatsoever shit we want to, for camp. my mother's gonna bring me out to, vivo, i guess?, on sunday. weeeeetes! haha. then monday, HOLIDAY! yeaaaayy!(:


hmmmms. so past few days, was quite boring doing nothing at home. so yeahh, tomrow's MJR's celebrating vesak day or some shit stuffs. & i'd like to knw why isn't science at the last period? WTH =.= lol. so yeahh.


to pasta ;
rememeber? TAKE LUGGAGE! kaka(: shhhhhh!!! you better not tell anyone okayy. (x


then pasta & i talked quite long on the phone for so long. plus, it was all crap. haha.






post reply-s ;

PEPPER - yeaayeaa. but dn't say luhh. later peeps knw, you'll die so die-ish, aarght. lol(: plus, you're welcome(: you'll knw what is it when the time comes! lol.

WENFENG - HELLO, why shld i reply? heh.(x and so what if i dn't reply?

LIPING - alrghts(:

ESTHER - yupps! thankyou(: i'll take yours luhh. haha.

Date : Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Time : 2:25 PM
Title :

13 MAY 2008. TUESDAY.
hmmmm. nothing much though.
later, erhu tuition.
hell man.
can i not go?
*straight answer. NO.
heh.(x wth lohh.
plus, its gonna end at 7pm.
damn.


12 MAY 2008. MONDAY.
weeeeets!
went out with peggy&ahem.
haha. went to tampinies mall&century square.
keke(: so fun. though i was a lil bit late, cas of that bloody train.
actually, pasta&i bought real lil things.
she bought only like ...
lets see ;
cookie mirror, artbox keychain, nail polish, P earrings, mouse pad.
i bought;
chocolate mirror, artbox keychain, nail polish, C earrings, schedule book, mini board.
then we share-d $$$ to buy ahem's bday present.
cost-ed us a bomb!
but nevermind(: ahem's our friend!
heh.(x haiyya.
that keychain almost killed me.
its like, expensive until like bloody shits.
but its nice, so yeahh.
plus, the schedule book ahh.
the same =.= but its for my sister's baday present yeahh.
so its alrght.
then, ahem bought the mouse pad. haha. rather cute.
pasta bought 1 too(:
i wanted to buy 1 too, but my dad bought a new one alrdy,so forget it.
wanted to pierce my second earhole, but my mum say must go whatsoever place & pierce cleaner =.=
WTH ..
damn luhh. but now i dn't even feel like pierceing.
lol. but it looks nice luhh.
later for dinner,
3 of us ate roti prata. LOL.
sounds so oh-so-wrong,
but then its nice. haha.
then, we shopped around. went to look for ahem's shorts cas she say she lacked of some or somthing like that.
we passed I.P. ZONE & i wanted that jacket so much, like hell.
yet pasta said she wanted the shirt.
i wanted to buy, but i alrdy have it. HAHA(:
pasta & ahem; remember? i called wrong sales lady. LOL!
then something funny happened luhh.
haha(: shall not post it.
cas too embarrassing lohh.
hehe.
next outing would be on ahem's birthday.
WE'RE GOING TO ESCAPE!
yeaahh, its ESCAPE!(:
lol.

Date : Sunday, May 11, 2008
Time : 11:01 PM
Title : ?????????

HELLO!
lol. has been conferencing on the phone with pasta&pepper.
be jealous man! lol.
so, hows life? i even chatted with tisha in msn just now! weeeeeetsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TISHA! IMY;ILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha.(x
yass! i'm going super mad ;DD haha.
btw, its mothers' day today. nothing much. went to turf city for lunch. like that dimsum restaurant? lol.
okaayy.
salt : remember that time in bugis we bought the flowers for our mum? MY BLOODY BROTHER TOOK IT AND GAVE STRAIGHT TO MY MUM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION LEYY. somemore on that day, it isn't mther's day. HELL HIM, he stupid idot =.=
then, nothing really happened.
lol. my cousin came. haha. then had dinner out.
hmmmmms.
plus, see this :
I WANT :
*LOLLIPOP MIRROR!
*CHOCOLATE MIRROR!
*FULL ELMO RED TEE!
*LIL MISS TROUBLE TEE!
*WHITE SKINNIES!
*BLACK CARDIGAN!
*CROWN EARRINGS!
*SECOND PIERCINGS!
*RED SUPERMAN TEE! (none vintage)
*ANIMAL SLIPPERS!
*ANOTHER CONVERSE SHOES!
am i sot? i guess so. haha. plus, i've been adicted to shopping since 9th may.
SHOP-OHOLIC!(X
lol =.=
& yeahh, also the song BETTER IN TIME.(:

Date : Saturday, May 10, 2008
Time : 2:32 PM
Title : i'm back!

hello blog(:
havent been posting for really loong. YESTERDAY HAD SO MUCH FUN!
how i wish i could turn back time.
went to yuning's house, then sofia's.
showered in sofia's house. haha. then fter that, went to bugis with
salt,pepper,ketchup,chilli & tartar sauce.
ate tht bloody swensens, wasted all $$$ there.
after that, had little $$$ left.
before that, salt&i went to bought the name pins.
kind of cute. haha.
when we were on our way to swensens, both of us kept wanting to shop around.
salt wanted to see that shop, i pulled her away ;DD
when i wanted to enter converse, she pulled me away ;DD
then when we were in swensens, was rather okay.
after that, walked around bugis street.
FINALLY HAD I GOTTEN MY LITTLE MISS SCATTERBRAIN & SUPERMAN TEE.(X
i bought white superman, salt bought red superman tee, ketchup bought grey&pepper, purple.
lols. haha. walked around the second level. saw the $18.90 dollar tee.
at first, salt wanted to buy it, but then waste money,
cas we left like only,
from about $90, & then, $20-$30 =.= WTF ..
lol. then saw crown earrings! we wanted to buy but boh-lui alrdy.
so forget it. next time then buy, alrght pasta & ketchup? ;DD
btw, pasta & salt is the person original pretty babe ;DD
lol. haha. then pepper had to leave for her bball training. hell luhh! ==
then later charlotte called her asked her where she were, cas she didnt knw that we were together & didnt knw that we went out without her.
SO WHAT? LIKE I CARE.(:
later shop finish there, kiakia around bugis mall, or whatsoever you call that.
I BOUGHT MY COOKIE MIRROR(: SO I ONLY NEED THE LOLLIPOP!
yeaahh, baby! haha. i dnt care dun care dun care dun care.(:
took pretty neoprints ;DD lol. so bhb. haha.
later chili & tartar said they wanted to go to Plaza Spore, then we follow lor.
oh yeaahh, while we were in the mrt from yuning's house going to bugis hor,
got this ahpek, sot one, but he's nice&kind of poor thing luhh.
he was playing his phone's song, out so loudly ==
its like, he's playing this song UMBRELLA. wthell =.=
then all of us were like laughing. lol.
okayy shall continue.
watched WHAT HAPPENS IN LAS VEGAS.
in the theatre, salt&i were like, playing laughing making funny noises.
LAUGHED LIKE SHIT! haha.
sot luhh, us.
the sad-est thing is, pepper wasn't around with us =( 1 sauce is gone.
wasted sehh. all her bball fault lohh. haha.
alright, i shall stop posting here XD


salt: remember the ahem? haha! somemore you hands' inside cheese, plus kena your elmo tee. YEAAAHH BABY! lols. so funny! btw, thankyou for the free movie!(: & the 6 sauces, thankyou so much, for that wonderful day i had with you guys. I LOVE YOU!

Date : Saturday, May 3, 2008
Time : 8:18 PM
Title : hello :)

Date : Friday, May 2, 2008
Time : 9:05 PM
Title : (x dear diaryy ..

alamak.
stupidd shits!)x
yu know what?
in my whole entire life,
i never never NEVER have my birthday-s on school days.
but wtf,
thisyear,
its on the first week of school reopening second day.
very kaninachaojibai leyys.
IDIOT!
i dn't want dn't want dn't want dn't want!
ahya ..
pathetic ;DD
kaka.
anway,
i nearly flunk that bloddy chinses paper.
haha.
so i shall just stop posting here.



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